The Haunted Airman: A Sure-Fire Miss

Posted on 11 January 2010 by Stephanie Stone

The Haunted AirmanWith all the Twilight obsessed fans out there these days, I’m positive that one of them is going to stumble upon this horrid movie released in 2006. Not only is the plot line ridiculous but Robert Pattinson’s acting is extremely mediocre, just as it is in Twilight. While you cannot compare these two movies, they have one similar trait in common. They both suck, for lack of a better word.

 

The Haunted Airman’s plot is pretty simple, yet still manages to be unclear. The main character, Toby something or other (honestly I can’t be bothered with remembering), is a post-war veteran, injured when the plane he is flying is hit and crashes. Sadly, he loses the ability to use his legs altogether. Really he should have lost the ability to talk, maybe making the movie just a bit better.

 

Yes, I must admit I do find Robert Pattinson an attractive man, but no looks can make up for this role that he has decided to play. There is simply no excuse.

 

Halfway through the very short movie, you come to find out that there are shadows haunting him, hence the title of the movie, as well as these nasty spiders that somehow manage to find him whereever he is.

 

Over all, I wasted a good hour of my life watching this film that the producers packaged so beautifully it fooled me into renting it, which proved to be the biggest mistake I’ve possibly ever made in my short sixteen years.

15 Comments For This Post

  1. moocow Says:

    you are exactly right.and yes twilight did suck

  2. Lara Says:

    Robert Pattinson can’t even be old enough to pose as a war veteran. whatt

  3. Thomas Goetz Says:

    I hate it when direct-to-DVD movies cash in on the success of other movies by making the DVD cases look similar. The only people really duped by this method are really stupid, though.

  4. Stephen Delancey Says:

    I wonder if this is worse that monos the hands of fate.

  5. alyssa Says:

    I LOVE that movie I don’t think it was a bad movie at all it is a very good movie to me but i respect your opinion

  6. tiffany Says:

    I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON HE IS HOT AND I THINK HE IS AN AWESOME ACTOR I SAW THAT AND I LOVE IT AND YES I’M A BIG TWILIGHT FAN BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION

  7. Stephanie Stone Says:

    And you’re contradicting yourself.

  8. mackenzie.shepherd Says:

    haha

  9. Todd kahele Says:

    he is an o.k actor but why they make him so pale i kno hes a vampire but they went too far and he can sing good too, look up let me sign by robert pattinson its aight

  10. Stephanie Stone Says:

    He’s not my favorite singer in the world, but it’s tolerable. I suppose.

  11. Kimberly Willard Says:

    Gah, that movie sucked big time. There was no point in that movie, i didn’t even get the plot. I wasted an hour of my night watching this movie.

  12. Glenn B. Says:

    Loved It!, we mustn’t have been watching the same movie sweetie because this is one of my all time faves!

  13. Stephanie Stone Says:

    Apparently not.

  14. Brittany Nimon Says:

    That movie was a waste of my time, it was an hour of my life that i will never get back. Its amazing how somebody that cute can be such a crappy actor!

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